Untold Tales, Part One

There are a few stories that will end up here that happened pre-blog. This is one of them. By the way, there may be some strong language in this one, so be forewarned, okay?

So we're in the middle of the whole potty training thing with Michael, right? He's still in the middle of the process, but doing pretty well.

A week ago or so he's standing in front of the toilet, pants and Spider-Man underwear casually cast aside, and he's looking down saying "C'mon pee, get out of my penis!" Over and over and over.